I'm So Widdle! Theory of Relativity For Children.: Widdle Advice

I'm so Widdle...

I use a spider's web for my trampoline.
When I sneeze the fleas say, ' Bless you."
I water ski behind a baby seahorse.
My sink is a contact lens.
I ride a top for my merry-go-round.
My table is a thread spool.
I use one piece of toilet paper for my blanket.
I use a shoelace as a jump rope.
I light my house with fireflies.
I can soar to the moon on a firecracker.
I use a peanut shell as a rowboat.
I can use a blade of grass as a surfboard.
I use a tuna can as a pool.
I use a pop-cap as a cup.
I can survive for a year by eating one peanut.
I can use a bracelet as a hula-hoop.
It takes me hours to walk an inch.
I can use a toothpick as a cane.
I use a sardine can as a bed.
I use a Q-tip as a barbell.
When I cry, two tears dehydrate me.